When your truck gets stuck in a parking spot and you have to walk 3 miles to get home.

"Anon" (tjsielsistneb) 01/12/2016 at 13:36 • Filed to: None

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Thank you lsu for your small ass parking spots. Currently around mile 2.

bob and john > Anon 01/12/2016 at 13:38

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aannddd no photo of said truck ‘trapped’

I call bull

Anon > bob and john 01/12/2016 at 13:39

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You got me, I’m just out taking a three mile walk in sperries for no reason

Party-vi > Anon 01/12/2016 at 13:40

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were you walking to your boat?

TheHondaBro > Anon 01/12/2016 at 13:40

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Soooo... Secret Senna?

davedave1111 > Anon 01/12/2016 at 13:41

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How the hell does a truck get ‘trapped’? Do you mean clamped?

Also, three miles is a short stroll to anyone not from the US :)

Anon > TheHondaBro 01/12/2016 at 13:41

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Post soon, next week.

Anon > Party-vi 01/12/2016 at 13:42

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Yes I live on a 200 foot yacht. Its called the S.S. bullshit.

Party-vi > Anon 01/12/2016 at 13:43

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I figured as much, what with the sperrys and all :3

Ash78, voting early and often > Anon 01/12/2016 at 13:44

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So you’d prefer to walk...Les Miles?

Xyl0c41n3 > Anon 01/12/2016 at 14:07

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How was it trapped? You got in there, you should be able to get out.

Anon > Xyl0c41n3 01/12/2016 at 14:12

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There was an empty spot behind me and to the side when I got it in.

Xyl0c41n3 > Anon 01/12/2016 at 14:16

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It’s a truck, right? Unlock the door, crack it open a bit. Climb into the bed of the truck. Stick your arm in far enough to roll down the window, close the door, climb in the window, sit down in the seat, buckle your seat belt, stick the key in the ignition, put your foot on the brake, check your mirrors, put the truck in gear, and safely exit the space.

Signed,

Someone who has had to climb in the windows of her subcompact car because this is Texas and trucks like to take up more than their fair share of parking space. Hell, I’ve even gotten into my car by climbing in through the trunk. Where there’s a will, there’s a way.

DancesWithRotors - Driving Insightfully > Anon 01/12/2016 at 14:31

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I remember being in college and having to climb in through the back of my Volvo wagon, more than once... Back then, when my temper was a lot hotter, I may have even left a couple of Volvo-induced door dings on their trucks, as well...

I’ve calmed down a lot over the past five years.

Nibby > Anon 01/12/2016 at 14:43

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So you know how my parents used to have a Wrangler?

On a hot summer day, I got back to the car and these two vans decided to park as close as possible to the Wrangler.

I couldn’t open the doors, so I just hopped out the back since the top was down.

functionoverfashion > Anon 01/12/2016 at 14:55

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hey I used to work at a .... ok at a marina .... but I walked many, many miles around those grounds in my [bass equivalent of] top siders. haha.

Danger > Party-vi 01/12/2016 at 15:12

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beat me to it

Danger > Anon 01/12/2016 at 15:13

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TheRealBicycleBuck > Anon 01/12/2016 at 16:02

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Hah! I know EXACTLY where you are walking!

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Anon 01/12/2016 at 17:52

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The walk is good for you!

Will make you STRONG!

Will put hair on your chest!

Anon > Ash78, voting early and often 01/12/2016 at 17:56

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....fuck you.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Xyl0c41n3 01/12/2016 at 20:09

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Being skinny does have some practical advantages. I once crawled through the sliding window of buddy’s Ranger to roll down his window and unlock the driver’s door.

dogisbadob > Anon 01/14/2016 at 14:29

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not built ford tough?